Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like? He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with this huge knot on his head and the golf ball lying right beside him. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven? Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? I'm no gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one.
Want to Advertise here? He was only gone a mile when he was killed in an accident. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. Standing at the top of the stairs, he yelled down, "What's that young fella doin' here all hours of the night? When the Clerk of the Course disappeared, the trainer gave his jockey his last minute instructions, "Don't forget the drill. He inquired of God, "where were you?
And I'm going to give them this black liquid which they're going to go mad on and for which people will come from the far corners of the earth to imbibe. Hopefully your girlfriend. There goes another one! Pat and Mike had been drinking buddies and friends for years. Because men fake foreplay. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you. Achievement seems to be connected with action.
The minister stares solemnly into the eyes of the priest. Patrick "Well love, he's got to focus first" Colleen " What, all of us!!! What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? I like my women like I like my chicken. What do you call the man In the middle of a thousand Irishmen???